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Poems

The White House Frog Pond – Making America Fun Again

Outside the White House ..on the White House front lawn ..lies a body of water ..called the White House frog pond ..and there congregate ..on idea logs ..a congress of old toads and younger frogs ..that represent this nation's tadpoles and pollywogs ..and their leader...

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I Kicked FOOTBALL

Let me tell ya why I'm singin' ..Let me tell ya why I'm proud. ..I just freed a part a me ..And I had to buck the crowd. I had to walk out on a love ..That used to rule my head ..I had to turn my back on action ..I could never get in bed. Yes ..I kicked FOOTBALL ..I...

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Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth

"His girl ..is on the other side of the world And this is WHAT ..has given birth To LOVERBOY's pitched BATTLE With the Powers of EARTH. But he's not ..Sir LANCELOT. And this EARTHWORLD .. isn't CAMELOT. This planet doesn't owe him ..Diddly-squat !!" Artie Fletcher...

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Oct 22 @ 7:00 pm
CORPORATE EVENT - Fayetteville, NC @ CROWN COMPLEX | Fayetteville | North Carolina | United States
 
Dec 6 @ 8:00 pm
Evening Cruise out of TAMPA! @ Yacht Starship | Tampa | Florida | United States
 
A GALLAGHER & ARTIE CHRISTMAS @ Reilly Arts Center
Dec 13 @ 8:00 pm
A GALLAGHER & ARTIE CHRISTMAS @ Reilly Arts Center | Ocala | Florida | United States
 
Gallagher The Jokes On You Comedy Tour w/ special guest Artie Fletcher @ Bradford Creative & Performing Arts Center, Marilyn Horne Hall
May 16 @ 8:00 pm
Gallagher The Jokes On You Comedy Tour w/ special guest Artie Fletcher @ Bradford Creative & Performing Arts Center, Marilyn Horne Hall | Bradford | Pennsylvania | United States
 
May 17 @ 8:00 pm
Gallagher The Jokes On You Comedy Tour w/ special guest Artie Fletcher @ The Riviera Theatre - North Tonawanda, NY | North Tonawanda | New York | United States
 

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