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The White House Frog Pond – Making America Fun Again

Outside the White House ..on the White House front lawn ..lies a body of water ..called the White House frog pond ..and there congregate ..on idea logs ..a congress of old toads and younger frogs ..that represent this nation's tadpoles and pollywogs ..and their leader...

I Kicked FOOTBALL

Let me tell ya why I'm singin' ..Let me tell ya why I'm proud. ..I just freed a part a me ..And I had to buck the crowd. I had to walk out on a love ..That used to rule my head ..I had to turn my back on action ..I could never get in bed. Yes ..I kicked FOOTBALL ..I...

Cupid Pits LoverBoy Versus the Earth

"His girl ..is on the other side of the world And this is WHAT ..has given birth To LOVERBOY's pitched BATTLE With the Powers of EARTH. But he's not ..Sir LANCELOT. And this EARTHWORLD .. isn't CAMELOT. This planet doesn't owe him ..Diddly-squat !!" Artie Fletcher...

Obama’s Final Thoughts

Obama’s Final Thoughts

I know they just call it the Presidency But I thought ..the office ..was really ..KING. Aren't I THE Commander ..and THE Chief ? Doesn't the buck stop here ..in MY residency Where they hang ..the really big beefs And the evening news ..expects ME ..to fix ..EVERYTHING...

Gallagher’s Bucket List

To Leave the World a Better Place ... Gallagher's Bucket list contact wish list ... or Who he'd like to talk to about his great ideas before he dies again. Brad Pitt - Family Reunion Buildings George Clooney - movies for JLo and Beyonce' set in New York Tom Hanks -...

Mr. Penguin

This is an open letter..From the bottom of the globe ..Could you call me Mister Penguin .. Becuz I'm wearing my best clothes ..All my Penguin friends are also ..In their black and white tuxedoes ..We live where it's sooo cold ..Even in summer ..there's ice and snow...

Rock solid

We can be a quite a ways away ...Not talk on the phone for days ...Leave each other all alone ...Becuz what we got ...It just stays ...ROCK SOLID ...'Cuz we're in that SOLID state ...SOLID like the bedrock ...Makes that granite bowl ...that holds ...The oceans ...and...

A Duck Poem for Michelle Obama

A Duck Poem for Michelle Obama

Duck A duck, I'm just And waddle I must. Even at full throttle waddle and thrust When I go down the road I don't kick up dust. If I do ...It ain't much. Lucky for me...I'm never that rushed. It's not like I've got Duck appointments To be at and such. I'll get there...